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Cleaned Your Clock

slang for sexual intercourse
to have one's clock cleaned is to take the train down to pound-town
to ascertain whether or not the curtains do indeed match the drapes
to hit a home run with the bases loaded if you know what i'm saying
briar: say dave, when was the last time someone cleaned your clock?
dave: a few months ago, i guess? it's been a while
by ಠ_ಠ_ಠ_ಠ March 14, 2016
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Clean up Crew

A term used in a standard FPS, or otherwise competitive Player versus Player game, where all of the other teammates are trying their poor little heart outs, only to have their rightful kills stolen by their bastard teammate.
Oh shit, that guy's 1 shot, quick, BR!!

Look at that rogue stunlocking that baddie, oh, whats this, 3k HP? CHARGE!!

Wow, this is why Gear sucks, I was about to two piece them when my noob-ass teammate hits em both with a boomshot.

I hate juggerfags. They always get hit by the Clean up Crew
by McBabyStomperr May 28, 2010
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douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue
i cleaned her douche bag after she used it
by tetete February 23, 2004
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Clean My Cucumber

Clean My Cucumber either means:

To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.

Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!

Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.

Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
by IHCMC October 14, 2011
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Clean Exit

When you have an epic dump, you wipe, and there isn't anything on the toilet paper.
I took such an epic dump and then I had a Clean Exit.

My epic dump had a Clean Exit.
No need for 2-ply when you have a Clean Exit.
by Gionni2Dumps January 20, 2012
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cleaning

To masturbate in your room 7 times and eat a whole block of cheese.
Just got some cleaning and shit to do around here.
by ComeOutForBeer October 12, 2017
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Clean up on aisle 7

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.
Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"
by Doubri November 25, 2021
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