Canadian Wet And Cold

When you creampie a girl whilst it’s -40 and blizzarding outside

Person 1: “Why are they fucking out there? it’s -40 outside!”
Person 2: “They’re probably just trying to experience a good ol’ Canadian Wet And Cold”

Canadian Wet And Cold by catgekko666 April 15, 2026

Canadian Hair Transplant

When you're going down on your girl and she jizzes all over your head

I was going down on my girl the other night and she ended up giving me a Canadian hair transplant

Canadian Hair Transplant by JizzKing420 April 21, 2026

Canadian Just Jason

When you’re a bad ass contractor who lays pipe like you lay tile. Jack of all trades and almost a master of all. Because you work hard you party harder. Ripping motocross on the weekends. Your travel trailer for motocross looks like a portable man cave with a boom boom room in it complete with a strip pole. Due to this all the Moto Lizards (aka hot single moms with cut off jean shorts, big moon balloons, usually wearing ripped t-shirts or folded flannel shirts to show off their chest trophies who bring their kids to the races every weekend) want to party in your travel trailer. They are looking for you to show them how you down shift while riding from the back to lift up their front end all the while kicking your legs straight out as if you are performing a Superman jump off a dirt ramp. But your real claim to fame is how all the Au Pairs for all the remodels you do for rich clients want you to show them how you lay your huge pipe.

Who’s that guy? That’s Jason. Who the fuck is Jason? You don’t know? They call him the Canadian Just Jason

Canadian Just Jason by Artie J Saves April 22, 2026

Canadian Milkman

Noun: a drink ordered at a bar. Crafted by a bartender of the opposite sex of the customer peeing into an empty beer bottle. Served warm.

Jason was feeling adventurous, so he asked the cute barmaid to make him a Canadian Milkman.

Canadian Milkman by ThatTattoedJerk June 6, 2026

CLEARLY CANADIAN

Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.

Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.

The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.

What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!

CLEARLY CANADIAN by david faustino May 21, 2013

True Canadian Shotgun 

A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).

To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.

A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)

Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.

True Canadian Shotgun by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018

Flying Canadian 

Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.

Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."

Flying Canadian by Ball-verine February 26, 2012