Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex

When the Big Ass Bowel Movement becomes so wet, watery, and wild, that you can no longer decipher exactly where shit has landed. So you are forced to roll out a big piece of toilet paper and fold it into one extra long piece of paper. Then (crucially) grabbing it with BOTH hands and simultaneously wiping both Ass cheeks at the same time, to ensure all remnants of watery shit are effectively removed from the ass cheeks.

"Dude! I just had to pull out The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex in there! Was a shittastrophy!"

"Last night I ate an entire pint of whiskey flavored ice cream... been doing The Bilateral Backside WipeOsaurusRex all morning!!!"

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Machine_Blade

I am a very cool person!

Machine_Blade: Is the best

by Machine_Blade August 30, 2025

Machine_Blade

Machine_Blade: Creates bots (not using chat-gpt), and mainly plays the server: kaboom.pw

Machine_Blade:
let i = require("minecraft-protocol")
i.createClient({
host: "kaboom.pw",
port: 25565,
username: "Machine_Bladder"
});

by Machine_Blade September 4, 2025

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl December 14, 2007

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.

To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.

by Groggy January 10, 2017