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Oh that’s the child’s fault”
(Other person l) “TOMMY”
by Froggyislost March 6, 2022
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Childing

1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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Child fucker

Jake: yo wanna go to a childs hospital
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: no i cant
Jake:why?
Ihateniggers69itouchminors: because im a child fucker. Of course

Jake: me too...thats why i wanted to go.
Ihaateniggers69itouchminors:we can still go...
(They stare in eachothers eyes and then start molesting eachother by shoving a rottiserie chicken in there ass)
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.
“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass
-a fellow Sprinkle Child
by Rikukun January 20, 2020
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A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.
Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother
“Ahhh baby give me a break

No girl take this dick

“Okay I guess child support”
by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021
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