baggy trackie

when someone wearing really baggy tracksuit pants so he can unsuspiciously jack off through the pockets

Person 1: Yo look at these new Adidas trackies I got
Person 2: I bet you only got them in that extra large so you can do a baggy trackie in class

by CumToTheDarkSide May 5, 2018

Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.

I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.

by Festus1976 May 15, 2018

8-trackish

Poking fun of an 80s era movie/graphics as though it was made in the 60's or early 70's. Comparing 80s movies to today's standards.

Watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and the graphics were so "8-trackish

by Sweeneyleg August 26, 2018

Fried Tracked

When you’re high and walk into another room and forget why or what you came to get.

What did I just come in here for bro? I got fried tracked..

by Dowo26 January 7, 2019

thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

Smurf tracker/killer

A device used to clean out the smurfs occupying the area. You can either report them by calling 911 with the first button, or the second button (the red one) just kills them. It automatically sends out signals that will kill smurfs.

Phil drew a smurf tracker/killer on patently stupid

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 22, 2019

Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.

"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"

by notthatfunny November 7, 2019