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Toilet paper

Hello bruv i like toilet paper
by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
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Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.
I took a crap in a toilet.
by Dood Veed April 10, 2017
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toilet meal

Your fridge is empty therefore you're eating your freshly produced turd out of toilet
I was so hungry i had to go to toilet to make myself a toilet meal quickly
by Suklaa May 15, 2017
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Toilet Texting

Verb
When you start or continue to text somebody while on the toilet. You usually end up staying in the bathroom for way too long.

This can also be applied to watching YouTube on the toilet, watching Netflix on the toilet, etc.
Texting guy 1. -dude, I'm toilet texting you rn

Texting guy 2. - Lol, gross 😂
by Kenzie_101 May 21, 2017
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Toilet carton

A carton that you shit in if you don't have a toilet
Dude I don't have a toilet so I'll use this toilet carton
by Leora27 July 9, 2017
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Toilet giggle

Haha just been for a piss..had right Toilet giggle
by rottencock September 12, 2017
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