Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.

Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.

Turkey Week by TurkeyLover December 1, 2009

turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

turkey breast by jaraiya December 18, 2009

TurkeyCrow 

A person that snores in the dead of night just to wake up others and cause others to become extremely irate. These people are known for their sassiness, and elaborate explanations for things.

That bastard is a total turkeycrow who likes to piss me off by snoring all night.

TurkeyCrow by Sterlin666 January 1, 2010

Turkey Huntin

When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road

Dude, let's get some bud and go turkey huntin

Turkey Huntin by perspicace August 7, 2012

turkey turner 

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

turkey turner by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Turkey Balls 

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

Turkey Balls by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

turkey piff 

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

turkey piff by piffmandep July 23, 2013