dutch surprise

An unpleasant fart which involveds farting on someone's head and covering it with a blanket.

You just earned one dutch surprise you weinerhead

by Little Lester July 20, 2003

surprize sex

A jolly spin to date rape.

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008

A Shanon Suprise

While getting head in a 69 position the female partner will bite your dick then shit on your face to make sure you cannot escape the hot suprise.

I was having a good time then this chick covered me with a shanon suprise. Now I cant get blow jobs.

by Masterblaster2010 July 8, 2010

cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

raspberry surprise

the act of recieving fallatio from a red headed individual who you believed to be female. when the red wig falls off in your hands you look like a baker holding a raspberry pie with a surprised look on his face.

The jarhead in the corner of the Bangkok bar is sad because he just recieved his first raspberry surprise.

by Big D January 29, 2004

FSU Wildcat Surprise

FSU meaning Fuck Shit Up, The football team FSU wildcat surprise is local to Allen, Texas. They are fun day champs, and easily one of the greatest football team of all time.

The FSU Wildcat Surprise football team are the fun day champions

by The Jolley Trolly July 13, 2009

surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009