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sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
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chuggle sausage

A dick that resembles a sausage
Chandler was embarrassed when she wouldnt sleep with his chuggle sausage
by chicken dick April 18, 2016
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Sausage Belt

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt
by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020
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Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.
Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war
by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
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Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.
Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?
by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021
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Blood sausage

A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
Don't go at it too roughly now or you might end up with a blood sausage.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
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