An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related
"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"
by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024
Get the sausage storymug. when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler
example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
Get the Sausage Gobblermug. by chicken dick April 18, 2016
Get the chuggle sausagemug. by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020
Get the Sausage Beltmug. by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020
Get the Microphone Sausagemug. by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021
Get the Sandy Sausagemug. A Penis that has been broken Via rough intercourse usually positions such as doggy style which has caused the penis to become red,sore and begin bleeding due to the burst blood vessels.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
The name "Blood sausage" was used when the pictures of the broken penis were posted on the internet but needed censor picture for those who were not prepared to see it.
by Mystery man number 6 July 22, 2019
Get the Blood sausagemug.