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salute the sausage

to suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome
"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage last night in the bathroom?"
"Yea man, what a hoe."
by J Blingz August 31, 2008
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sand sausage

time to scoop out the sand sausages
by mg619 December 28, 2011
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hot sausage roll

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand
"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'
by Holy mouley August 17, 2016
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Take Sausage

Mark: Things got good, Julie asked me if she could Take Sausage
by Sausage Bewb August 16, 2016
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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
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San Diego Sausage Storm

When a bunch of perfectly straight people are watching ice skating and they slowly become gay...usually ending in an anal orgy....with a fist.
I was so drunk last night...my friends said i fell down the stairs but i think it was a San Diego Sausage Storm
by Big Nick Digga May 12, 2008
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Mud Sausage

In continuation of the slang term mud, which means to do something in an uncoordinated matter (usu. in regards to athletics), the 'sausage' addendum designates the utmost degree (i.e. the nth degree) of uncoordination, ineptitude, 'sorriness', and any and all such definitive synonyms.
1) Suppose a group of people were playing basketball. Suppose further that someone went for a lay-up, nobody guarded him, and he completely missed it (no net, backboard, or anything!). Then, someone can say about that person, "Man, he mud sausage."

2)Suppose a gathering of friends are playing Mario Kart. Suppose further that one of them--let's call him Eric--slips on a giant banana laid by Carlos, a skilled player. Then another of the throng--let's say, either Kevin or Matt--can then say, "Man cuh, you mud sausage."
by Hungry Man XXL October 9, 2005
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