A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3
by Cheese Balls 22 August 2, 2022
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by Ricklamb69 August 4, 2022
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Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022
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Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 29, 2022
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Get the Robert mug.Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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