Ryan

Beggar, idiot, used as an insult

This guy isnt sigma, hes such a ryan

by Wikipedoya January 15, 2025

Ryan

A sweetest Girl ever. Doesnt really like talking to people but does open up to her husband. which she met very early in life and doesnt have an desire for anyone else but him. She is very short but very attractive in every way

Hey Ryan! How are you?

by Ryan’s Husband February 22, 2025

Ryan

A small human-like creature that resides primarily in the sewers on Nelson BC, spends its time playing Fortnite and brawl stars with its little rat hands. Over the past 25 years the species has evolved to see in the darkness and to see better in the blue light of their phone screens. They are feral beings, so if you come across one be wary as it's always mating season for a Ryan.

I passed a Ryan on the way home and It almost bit me!
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?

by John Porkie Workie March 5, 2025

Ryan

Ryan is a girl.. she knows her stuff she’s really smart , pretty and very athletic. She’s fines many people attractive but she will like one person and only that person. Ryan is going to do everything in the world . Very hard working and be able to anything. She could out shine you but she’s humble and won’t. She would beat you up though bc she’s strong for a woman.

Ryan is amazing

by ABsowkajdbe26 March 24, 2025

Ryan

A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.

"I want to drop kick Ryan"
- "He would probably bounce off the ground with that butt"

by xllusive January 29, 2026

Ryan

The prettiest boy I've ever met with a heart of gold who doesnt know how much I miss him

"Dear God I miss my sweet boy Ryan."

by Its.not_natss February 20, 2026

Ryan

The greatest bass player on earth. He is so good at bass that when he plays it, it melts everyone's face off. He is even better than Cliff Burton who was arguably the best bass player ever until he died. Everybody is so jealous of Ryan's bass skills that when they hear it they get suicidal tendencies because they aren't as good as him.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear how Ryan played bass yesterday?
Guy: 2: Yeah, it melted my face off.

by juan prius April 9, 2026