Calimero punk

A subgenre of egg punk that is filled with references to the Italian cartoon series "Calimero". Picture a punkier version of Devo, but with eggshell helmets instead of energy domes and the overall attitude and behaviour of the cute black Italian chick.

Customer: Do you have any egg punk albums?
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.

by OhNo S. January 19, 2025

skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018

Punk panther

Why would a pink panther need a washing machine?

Geoffrey: Oh! Look at that pink panther!
Winifred: No way. That’s a punk panther because she is licking herself.

by Love-fi December 1, 2025

Punk

By definition in today's African American communities, a derogatory term used against gay who dress in a flamboyant way, are loud, are messy, and ussually fight women

See also: fagg*t

Girl: I don't have a problem with gays but i hate punks

by Beyoncépussylicker April 13, 2013

Punk ass cinnamon roll

Cinnamon roll that is under cooked, burnt , too chewy , too flakey , not enough glaze or cinnamon.. basically any bad cinnamon roll

Mama tried to cook again but ain’t nobody eating those punk ass cinnamon rolls

by ToddGPT August 19, 2025

Punk

A name used in reference to someone who is silly or crazy

Love you punk

by Shenanae August 5, 2021

Crumb Punk

A softer, more artistically gifted breed of the common dirty hipster.

"That was a total crumb punk party last night."
"Yeah, he hangs out with crumb punks now."

by Scry Love April 15, 2014