Specific Dick

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always

Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."

by db97 March 31, 2010

dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 30, 2007

Hot as dick

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude, its hot as dick today.

by fivedollalove May 13, 2010

Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!

by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011