May 28

The day a fucking loser was born aka me

i was born on may 28 i am a fucking loser

by immajumpoffabridge November 21, 2021

May 23

hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend for a long time

Boyfriend:"Did you forget its May 23"
Girlfriend:"EEE!!!! come here!"
*Holds hands*

by America'sSweetHeart May 20, 2022

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

May 25th

The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot

Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”

by Bes Mean May 24, 2021

8th may

The only day when amazing people were born

Dannii: hi ploy
Shona: hi Marcy

Dannii: guess what day it is?
Shona: 8th may why?
Dannii: it’s your birthday

by Shona has a foot fetish April 24, 2021

May 24th

National kick a boy’s balls day!

Sarah: You know what day it is ?
Sam:what?
Sarah: May 24th
*kicks his balls*
Sam:ow what was that for?
Sarah: Pay back for the 24th of April!!!

by Mmmss April 25, 2021

May 4

may 4 is when my cosplay comes‼️

“ May 4 “

by Bobasanaa on tiktok May 3, 2021