MP

n.Short for Modest Pimp. One who engages in sexual activity with several partners yet promotes modest behaviour. May hate onions.

Daigo: d00d, i jus hurrd u tapped 4 chyx last nyte. RoX0rz! u=1337, i=n00b
Alex: wtf...didn't happen man...imma break ur sternum
Daigo: LOL! 1337!!! u are teh MP!

by Daigo March 31, 2005

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Mpw

My pussy wet

Man, I’m just tryna get mpw

by Mpwman September 15, 2019

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Related Words

M.P.M.S • M.P.R. • M/p • M.P.U • M.P.R.W • M.P.Thraids • ///M-Postor • m palabra • M.Phương • M-plate

slappin da mpha

when a male, in a naked state, swing hips back and forth or up and down to make his dick hit his thighs and make a slapping sound.

guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: man are you slappin da mpha, again?
guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: shut up!

by flats117 December 13, 2009

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Metro Playoff Failure. The MLS soccer franchise in NY/NJ as both the Metrostars and Red Bulls has never won the MLS Cup since the league was created in 1996. Every year the team makes the playoffs is met with catastrophic and usually self-inflicted failure.

Did you see this year's MPF last night? That's so Metro.

by BubblesSoB November 6, 2013

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mpe

A.) Miles per eatage; B.) My point exactly

A.) Man, slow down!!! We're in public and you're eating at 90mpe! B.) Jeff: How did I get in trouble for not snitching? Chris: Usually your parents tell you NOT to be a tattle-tell! Jeff: MPE!!!

by Jaicii Tillsen October 1, 2008

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A part of the ever-popular "text language" to say that you pronounced a word in your head. "mind pronounced" or "mind pronounce."

Miguel: I ate my cereal w/o milk this morning

LaBrandon: you mean "melk"

Miguel: you always make fun of my pronounciation. i mp'd it "melk" though

LaBrandon: What?

Miguel: Mind pronounced it

by LaBrandon May 22, 2009

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