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Jesusness

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.
Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.
by Allen75 July 10, 2010
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Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.
We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.
by nyxathid July 28, 2010
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jespersen

You see Jespersen? He's such a stud.
by Bob Bobert December 21, 2013
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Jeshing

1. Being unaware of your surroundings, whilst experiencing a jesh.

2. The action of continuously visioning about an individual or situation. This could be aimed at a girl, life or calorie counting.
"Are you Jeshing bro?"
by Jeresh October 25, 2015
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Jeseli

Jeseli is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She has an amazing and great personality. She is so funny and can make anyone die of laughing with her great humor. Jeseli doesn't need makeup to be beautiful because her natural beauty is greater than makeup. If you have a Jeseli in your life do NOT let her go!! ;)
Guy 1: Hey! Who's that girl over there? She's gorgeous!
Guy 2: Oh, her? That's Jeseli . Isn't she amazing?
by yomama3523 July 4, 2016
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Jessia

Jessia is the type of girl to tell it to you straight. You can always come to her for life advice because she’s lived through it all. She’s the life of the party, you can’t deny it. Most beatiful eyes you’ve ever seen. Jessias are a total flirt, and it’s easy for them to get guys because of their looks.
Person 1: All the guys are talking to that girl
Person 2: She must be a Jessia
by yaya p November 6, 2017
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Jeshilla

Jeshilla is a very attractive girl. All the boys fall head over heels over her. Jeshilla is a good friend. Jeshilla likes to eat good food. If you make Jeshilla angry then you're dead meat. If you want to be Jeshilla's friend buy her food.
Wow I'm so jeshilla
by Iminchurchnow September 13, 2018
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