Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are
bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The
pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every
time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry
juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre
good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don'
t eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will
swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn'
t know how to play. There'
s so many fights you can'
t tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don'
t be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the James Island High School parking lot?"
Yee Yee
boy 2: "Sure, I can'
t wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any mango pods
left?"
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah, Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."
