spence factor

when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her

Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.

by MHhomewrecker September 9, 2011

Hobo Facing

To fuck someone in the face in order to give them your STD on purpose.

Guy 1: That bitch cheated on me and gave me herpes!
Guy 2: Sounds like she needs some hobo facing.
Guy 1: She bout to be hobo faced bro!

by Rammz July 29, 2012

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich

When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.

Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.

See also: Compliment Sandwich.

by xarasia October 16, 2013

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

birth face

The face (along with all its parts such as eyes, nose, lips and eye brows/lashes) that you came out of the coo-da-mama with...

Did you know if that is such and such "birth face"?

by @JammOnIt May 6, 2015