Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011

Duck Butt

A rare condition of the butt that makes it so your farts sound like a duck quacking.

Hey, I don't want to hear a duck quacking so get your DUCK BUTT out of here!

by Ryan Masterson April 6, 2007

duck sauce

That nasty shit that comes in the plastic package from the take out chinese restraunt around the corner.

Why do chinese restraunts still have Duck Sauce when they don't serve duck?

by Peter Venkman February 16, 2004

fuck a duck

Ode to duck fucking

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last

by Hue Jass January 19, 2004

duck(s)

duck(s) are the best animals that ever lived and ever will live! The best variety of species is the rubber yellow duck or the pastic yellow duck. Its habitat? The bath. Confined to this area it has a happy life bopping in the warm bubbly water. But there are problems: suds in their beaks!

SAVE THE YELLOW RUBBER/PLASTIC DUCKS: DON'T USE BUBBLE BATH!

um there are many types of duck(s).... rubber ducks, plastic ducks, mallard ducks, river ducks with their chicks, the tree nesting ducks of finland (amazing i know!) and um all ducks!

MOST FAMOUS DUCK: "The duck" of "the famous canal boat".

ROCK ON DUCKS!

by EJW August 12, 2006

duck's nuts

the nuts of a duck. you put these nuts in your mouth and if you suck on them very hard a magical duck juice will squirt out onto your face. this is magical juice, let it get in your eye. you will also hear the duck moan/quack. this is good, you have pleased the duck. So with the jizz in your eye, with the duck pleased, and with the duck's nuts in your mouth, you realize that you're a sick animal fucker

man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth... i'm a sick motherfucker

by C Sizzle March 12, 2004

daffy duck

cockney rhyming slang for fuck

alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003