despairagus

The saddest vegetable in the world.

Despairagus.

despairagus by davyjonesin January 19, 2016

Desk Mullet 

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!

I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.

Desk Mullet by Crazycox August 13, 2016

Desperate bating 

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

Desperate bating by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

desperate 

willing to date anyone, no matter what.

you must be so desperate to date him.

desperate by LoveShawnMendes February 6, 2017

Dessaraé 

Dessarae is a very chill person.She is also very beautiful, goofy, smart, and creative. She sometimes is a little shy at first but once you get pass that she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. She often comes off as a goody two shoes but don't get me wrong she is nice and sweet but she had this rebellious side to her that if your one of her Bestfriends trust me you have met. Everyone loves Dessarae though she has something about her that every guy wants to be around. She also may like hanging out with guys more than girls because it's less drama and she likes knowing that if any trouble were to happen they would be by her side to protect her. Even know she wouldn't need protecting because she can fight good....just because she doesn't fight doesn't mean she isn't thinking of an scenario that she would fight and always come out on top. One last the Dessarae is an dreamer she will always dreamed about the wildest things....but in the good dreams she'll hope they would come true someday

Dessaraé started off shy with her bestfriend but after 2 weeks they hit it off and there was a spark in there eyes they were the best friends you dreamed of having😇!!

Dessaraé by Cookiesforsale2017 February 19, 2017

desperatio 

The magnitude of desperation in an online chat, measured by the ratio of conversation started in the app.

John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.

desperatio by quiri May 18, 2017

desert igloo 

A desert igloo is when a lady from a cold region fucks a guy from a hotter region in the world.

I just had a desert igloo with this girl from Myrtle beach

desert igloo by Daddy goat February 28, 2018