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campbell soup can 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and slaping a girl in the face with it.
Man 1: Dude, I heard a loud slap sound from you room last night and then some girl yelling.

Man 2: Yeah, she said she was hungry so I gave her a Campbell Soup Can.
campbell soup can by b-diddy32 November 23, 2009
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life in a can

something or someone that is amazing, that makes your life better. something or someone that is the highlight of your life. so unbelievable that it may blow one's mind.
chloe efrn is life in a can

I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet. 

"I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet."
-Heavy

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word. 

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

daddy i can't take it 

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy
Woman: daddy i can't take it
Daddy: take that shit (hancuffs to the bed )
Woman : uhhh

I can't see shit 

Ray Charles can't see shit when he plays the piano.
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!

everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!

everyone: XD!