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asshole by carlthellama!!! March 11, 2017
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Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
asshole crumbs by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017
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Asshole
A narcissistic, self-serving guy who puts all responsibility for everything on everyone but himself.
Who does that as whole think he is, the incredible hulk? There's people who are sick or dying all over the world and still he looks for ways to talk about himself instead of anything else. What an asshole, that's what I'm trying to say man, this guy.
Asshole by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
Musical Assholes
A sex act reserved usually for a man and several willing ladies in which the blind-folded man is seated on a couch and music is played. Whilst music is blaring the several ladies walk circles behind the seated man. When the man hits pause on the musical selection the nearest lady must jump upon him and have anal sexual intercourse. When man is tired of that rectum he hits play and the lady jumps off and the musical circle begins.
"Damn dude!" Exclaimed Kody. "Matt is so lucky, he played musical assholes with those triplets from the bar last night."
Musical Assholes by Meat the Destroyer September 4, 2011
pussy asshole
A pussy asshole is a walking contradiction that tries to act tough, but is in fact a little bitch that cries on the low low. He puts on a fuckboy facade however, he gets no punani.
Friend: Hey you going to Umar's party tonight?
You: Nahh chill fam, I heard that nigga is a Pussy Asshole.
Friend: word, that fuckboy wannabe gets no pussy.
You: Nahh chill fam, I heard that nigga is a Pussy Asshole.
Friend: word, that fuckboy wannabe gets no pussy.
pussy asshole by Expose these hoes March 5, 2016
Polite asshole
A polite asshole is both polite and an asshole at the same time. This will most often be a male, And you'll feel like hating their guts while wanting to still be their friend or partner.
Your friends are the ones most likely to identify him or her as a polite asshole and you may not even have noticed it till they do. It is most-likely his or her attempt at flirting with you as you may not have much common ground or have known each other for long.
A polite asshole will be one of those friends or partners that are as close as they come, they'll be there for you through thick and thin.
Your friends are the ones most likely to identify him or her as a polite asshole and you may not even have noticed it till they do. It is most-likely his or her attempt at flirting with you as you may not have much common ground or have known each other for long.
A polite asshole will be one of those friends or partners that are as close as they come, they'll be there for you through thick and thin.
Polite asshole by Dat top bloke November 28, 2017
son of an asshole
1. a general insult combining two common "swears" (asshole + son of a bitch)
2. insult degrading someone's parental units (parents) referring that one or more is an asshole
3. a degrading term for some one of illegitimate birth (e.g. whore etc.) referring to the willingness to expose one's self of one parent (e.g. whore etc.) son of an: (child of) asshole: (unfaithful parent) (alternate for bastard)
4. an (offensive) term for someone who is gay adopted (adopted by gay parents) referring to the stereotype of gay ass sex or
son of those who participate in anal sex
5. literal alternative to son of a bitch while instead of being a gene ralinsult to the mother of a person, it usually refers to insulting ones father.
2. insult degrading someone's parental units (parents) referring that one or more is an asshole
3. a degrading term for some one of illegitimate birth (e.g. whore etc.) referring to the willingness to expose one's self of one parent (e.g. whore etc.) son of an: (child of) asshole: (unfaithful parent) (alternate for bastard)
4. an (offensive) term for someone who is gay adopted (adopted by gay parents) referring to the stereotype of gay ass sex or
son of those who participate in anal sex
5. literal alternative to son of a bitch while instead of being a gene ralinsult to the mother of a person, it usually refers to insulting ones father.
1. Damn! You are a son of an asshole
2. Like his father before him, he is one son of an asshole
3. With that man for a father he might just really be a son of an asshole.
4. That gay son of an asshole!
2. Like his father before him, he is one son of an asshole
3. With that man for a father he might just really be a son of an asshole.
4. That gay son of an asshole!
son of an asshole by yingmanrules March 24, 2009