Scrounge it up

To shit, piss and kill yourself

-Charlie Scroungeitup

Charlie scrounged wanted to scrounge it up after his mom caught him smoking a joint in his room.

by pooppooppoopboi May 17, 2019

Buckle up the dildos

When you intentionally throw up to loose weight. A Fad diet started by Tyra Banks.

Man I just ate so many saltines I had to go and buckle up the dildos to make room for birthday cake.

by Geoff C. May 18, 2019

Shut up

Close your mouth and don’t make noise what so ever!

I told my friend to shut up! She glares

for a moment then left.

by Sksksksksksksksks May 19, 2019

Up dog

The poop of a doggo

Would eat cactus or up dog?

by Jskeojn9287373 May 20, 2019

UPS

the United Penis Service

I work for the UPS

by me123345 May 21, 2019

Fuck up

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

Fuck up

Person that destroys their social life with an unfortunate event they regret so very much

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with my best friends in my bday party bc we’re gal pals and now I can’t look at them in the eye
Person B: You’re such a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 27, 2019