The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Shit-Fucking

When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back

Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking

Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*

by BallsInAllOurJawses69 January 8, 2022

PG Shits

Scud in a mug.

When Laura doesn’t wash her cups properly.

That mug is full of PG Shits you dirty bastard

by Wastegash99 January 8, 2022

Shit

Shit = Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham is shit in general

by Mymumwashesdishesforaliving1 January 9, 2022

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022

stabbing shit

Something a child does when he gets pissed.

Im going to start stabbing shit

by Lessten January 10, 2022

Shitting on’ kids

“Jizzing in the toilet, and then preceding to shit into the toilet.”

“Wayne can I use your bathroom?”
“Yeah but, I haven’t flushed it in 4 weeks. The water authority shut my water off and I broke my supply line for “the shitter” “
“Okay, should I just run to sheets since you’re poor?”
“No it’s okay you can shit on my shit”
“Okay, what’s this white funk”
“That’s my kids you can shit on them”
“Damn I never knew how much I would enjoy shitting on’ kids!”

by Wankertrickles66 January 10, 2022