Dick

a peen

i have a big dick

by mrbeast5000 May 23, 2019

Dobby Dick

A penis so small and shrivelled it looks like a house elf. But there's just something that's cute and venerable about it.

Hey Danni I bet he has a right good looking cock on him. Nahh Emma I've been with him he's got a right dobby dick .

by klaxxo September 9, 2024

Crouse-Dick

A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.

"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."

"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"

by swedishmegma July 27, 2016

Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

dick

girl, you won't be getting this 12-inch tonight bitch

Girl: can I have some juicy dick now!?
Guy: no get off of me you nasty crusty dorito!!!!

by dickthreethousand101 January 5, 2021

Dick sneeze

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

by Zandroid December 3, 2017

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

by I love doing sex November 9, 2025