Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Thats My Name

The awesome answer to any serious question, this answer may not provide the correct answer to the question being asked but regardless the act of screaming "That's My Name" is still awesome.

T.j. repeatedly asks Carlos where the Biology book is and Carlos yells in T.J.'s ear "Thats My Name!!"

by sexyboi69 August 23, 2011

lolz my balls

laughing your balls off

bro, thats so funny, lolz my balls!

by jokerethan September 2, 2011

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

by seagull88 September 28, 2011

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023

call from my boss

a way to disguise the words “i need to poop”

1:“I’m getting a call from my boss ,and he’s angry”
3:”oh, good luck”

by 4bg October 10, 2023