Definitions by Beanaeb

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

Wig Cracker by Beanaeb January 18, 2012

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.