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gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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Shit and Walk Away

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.
I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!
by Imwithstupid June 8, 2022
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Shit Low

When in the bid process for services, your bid is the lowest bid out of all the bidders by a wide margin and is most likely missing scope and you most likely have to honor your bid
Our bid for the work was shit low.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits
She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin
by skids-n-shids June 8, 2022
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Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
by big balls23 June 9, 2022
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Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid
Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man
by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022
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shit

a brown piece of poop floats in the toilet bowl while a kid stays on his phone for an hour on the toilet
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