Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp May 20, 2018

Captain Billie

1. A BRAVO ZULU Sailor Woman
2. SportShoe's Seagoin'MAMA

Navy ain't the same without Captain Billie

by Shipmate April 13, 2005

captain's choice

When you don't care about how good or bad someone is at what they do or any of their character flaws, you just enjoy the guiltless pleasure of spending time with them. Synonym, freudenfreud

Dave picked out the most killer bakery to meet at last time so he get's captain's choice on the next venue that we go to.

by karma dogma darma October 16, 2024

captain one speed

person on drugs(crank)

that dude is a captain one speed.

by Jdub4200 December 27, 2008

Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.

“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty”

by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023

The AA’er DC captain

A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton

He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool

Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.

Bet his mom is sucking his dick

by Jacob Santanio January 15, 2019

Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.

The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.

by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 28, 2019