Magic Green Carpet

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!
by AngelicFarmer November 06, 2016
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magic drizzle me

a phrase that generally means "cum on me". it was created by moriah elizabeth
W: "i want you to magic drizzle me!"
M: "of course, just get on your knees."
by fifi96 October 28, 2023
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magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher
Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????
by Ze Zoo Za November 28, 2022
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Orange Magic

Type of amphetamine that gives the user a mental high and some good times
Yo man let’s get some orange magic for da party 2nignt
by DogKunt February 02, 2022
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.
Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024
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Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products
Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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