When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.
During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.
by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025
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by Ur Mom be so fat October 4, 2023
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Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
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