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urban dictionary browse store blog discord advertise by YourMumSussy April 4, 2023

stoner babble 

Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.

I could not understand a word he was saying. It was pure, unadulterated stoner babble.

stoner babble by Jholl May 15, 2006

stoned pony 

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

stoned pony by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017

stoner call

a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person

*people walking down a street*

*stoner riding in car passes*

"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)

*people jump and are suprised*

stoner call by jaylea:strangely[[satisfying]] February 23, 2009

stoner improvisation 

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

stoner improvisation by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

stomach stoned by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

stoner piss 

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

stoner piss by fiend420 November 28, 2009