Sasha 

A minigun that weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for only twelve seconds.

Oh my god, who touched Sasha?

Sasha by Manjenkins June 21, 2009

sasha fierce 

beyonce's alter-ego

beyonce is the same person as sasha fierce

sasha fierce by j.jebs January 15, 2009

Smashable 

Meaning a person is ready for you to "smash", or you would "smash" them.
aka; put your p in their v or v on v or p in b
DO IT WITH THEM , but in a less vulgar way.

I saw this hot girl at the club, she was totally smashable.

Smashable by youngrichouttacontrol February 22, 2011

Smashturbate 

It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.

At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"

Smashturbate by Phil_This March 28, 2011

Smashed 

Had sex with, used in past tense.

Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......

Smashed by Most Hated September 29, 2009

Cunt Smasher 

A phrase used to express anger and frustration.

Also describes a guy who enjoys rough sex.

Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"

Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.

Cunt Smasher by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010

You're smashed!

Used when telling someone they are very drunk. Can also be used if someone makes a mistake to imply that they may be drunk, or get drunk all the time so this action happened because they were drunk.

'*Alex drops a pen*'

'Alex you're smashed!'

You're smashed! by chrisity March 10, 2008