Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.
'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'
by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025
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Superman Smash

The act of going on the rollar coaster The Superman Ride of steel and making it to the top of the hill. While on the top, you give or recieve an act of oral and or sexual intercoarse to another man or women. Actions may include but are not limited to licking one's butt hole, putting a dick in one's ear and or jack hammering a pussy.
Superman Smash
by DaLaxMan August 11, 2011
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Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.
"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."
by wan2thedon23 June 28, 2017
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smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher December 11, 2015
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smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
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smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.
Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
by muscular but still skinny 😔 December 25, 2023
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Grenade Smash

A word used by and idiot that doesn't know what Grenade Spam is.
by Lime_Frog October 30, 2011
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