Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.
by rizzy6 March 07, 2017
if there's a hole, you can fuck it. if a guy states that you can't fuck it, declaration of this rule inclines them to fuck said object.
by Teka D Kai January 03, 2013
When faced with a choice between saving your mother or the monster energy manufacturing plant, you must choose the monster plant. every time, no exceptions.
Columbian drug lords are holding my mom inside the monster energy plant, they say i have to choose which to save but the other will be eliminated. sorry mom rule 202.
by mrfuzzles1254 June 04, 2011
Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.
by M.Q. Ross August 14, 2011
Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"
Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."
Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"
-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249
Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."
Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"
-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249
by FactorBep December 22, 2020
The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.
by the guy doing your girlfriend November 30, 2008
A rule from the old days, in which a man could beat a woman with something no bigger than his thumb. It is now used in common language, and most people don't even realise the origin.
by Spiff C May 29, 2006