rule 202

When faced with a choice between saving your mother or the monster energy manufacturing plant, you must choose the monster plant. every time, no exceptions.

Columbian drug lords are holding my mom inside the monster energy plant, they say i have to choose which to save but the other will be eliminated. sorry mom rule 202.

by mrfuzzles1254 November 18, 2011

Rule 116

if there's a hole, you can fuck it. if a guy states that you can't fuck it, declaration of this rule inclines them to fuck said object.

guy 1: fuck a duck!
guy 2: I don't think that's possible bro
guy 1: rule 116

by Teka D Kai January 3, 2013

Rule of 100

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips

34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)

by schmoo248 March 29, 2010

Rule 13

Absolutely no n00bing

Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.

by M.Q. Ross August 17, 2011

Rule 249

Everyone on the internet is horny. 24/7 No exceptions.

Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"

Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."

Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"

-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249

by FactorBep December 22, 2020

rule 103.6

The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.

reader: "I envoke rule rule 34 on the rules, porn pl0x"

editor: rule 103.6

by the guy doing your girlfriend December 16, 2008

rule of thumb

A rule from the old days, in which a man could beat a woman with something no bigger than his thumb. It is now used in common language, and most people don't even realise the origin.

According to rule of thumb, you must be this tall...

by Spiff C May 31, 2006