Materbating

Having fun

I like Materbating with my friends.

by Black Lives matter57 June 28, 2021

Mateness

A bond between two individuals who are or wish to become closer with one another.

"Kayla and Maddie wanted to rebuild they're mateness after falling out"

by VerySexyLeo July 4, 2021

matefidget

matefidget is very sexy and hot and smart and good and kind man that helps Dofkiux to bully evil aka Winterexx

random ugly person:hey matefidget would u like to be my valentine
matefidget:no im not gay

by matefidget July 16, 2021

matéo

the sweetest little babyman wife

manthat must be weachies sexy french wife matéo

by weaches July 21, 2021

Maternal Joke

Also known as Your Mom or Yo Mama. This is a high risk that everyone knew you're toxic or insecure especially when you lose to an argument or a multiplayer game like Call of Duty. If you get roasted, do not use the same joke cause you only look like a clown.
You rarely win on the argument when you executed the joke properly ONCE, if you're still roasted by someone with no counter-maternal joke, you automatically lose the argument.

Example of a Maternal Joke:
1: Wow, dude stop losing.
2: Yo mama lose her virginity to me.
1: Toxic much?
2: That's what your mom's pussy tasted like.
2 left the game
3: Wow, that guy can't cope.

by Ronald Lee July 25, 2021

mateo stan

when ur bsf mateo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a mateo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
spyder: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more mateo stans!
majo: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.

Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.

by Lu-frog October 21, 2021