Kiss a Bus

The term is most commonly used when politely telling someone to…. Drop dead.

Because we ALL know someone needs to hear it sometimes.

“You’re disgusting if you are part of or support the lgbtq community!”
“Okay Sister Cindy. I sincerely hope you kiss a bus.”

by CrystalRatz October 4, 2021

Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.

Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.

by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021

kiss of the pope

When a man penetrates another man and the bottom climaxes while the top is still inside the bottom resulting in quick gyrations of the bottom's sphincter around the top's dick & resulting in copious amounts of mutual pleasure.

I fucked Alex so hard that he gave me a climatic & orgasmic kiss of the pope! Righteous!

by JohnsonONE69 September 10, 2021

fly kiss

When you feel a sudden light and a small slap on your face but look around and see nothing. Except for the buzzing noises all around you. This means the fly accidentally (sometimes aggressively) collided with your face, creating the sensation of a sudden kiss. Flies have a liking for targeting the eyes, ears, and nose.

"I can't believe I just had a fly kiss on my eye!"
"The cows use their tails to repel pesky insects and avoid receiving a fly's kiss."
"I was about to eat my delicious and refreshing sandwich when I felt something hit the back of my punching bag with force. I believe I let a fly kiss into my mouth when I came to my senses."

by RamenFlavor September 12, 2021

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022

Purple kiss

Purple kiss are a group of spell casters who summons demons and gods. They plan for world domination and to take over everything.

It's said one should be frightened in their presence.

Aren't they purple kiss, kneel down and serve them before they devour us.

by DarkSpell March 2, 2022

Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.

Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."

by anonymous March 3, 2022