LTM Jerk

Limited time jerk like before you have to leave for a big event with friends or family you duck away for an LTM jerk before you leave.

Me - Everyone was pissed at me because they didn’t know where I went when we were gonna leave

Friend- what were you doing then?

Me - Ducked away for an LTM jerk

by poohjad March 5, 2025

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner

its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your fave to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 21, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

ethical jerk

where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.

yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl

by lukeceline June 28, 2024