Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

by I got you back July 12, 2009

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

Blow-Jerky

Getting dome while a bitch is twisting on the base of the shaft.

Woah.. That Luau party was crazy, I got a hella wack Blow-Jerky from a sorostitute.

by simpsonator and snowflake October 6, 2009

car jerking

The act of mastrubte while you are in the middled of a traffic jam.

This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!

by lemonvodk November 1, 2009

circle jerks

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.

After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.

by Napoleon Bonerhard August 16, 2007

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005