human suitcase 

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

human suitcase by sfnaln March 6, 2011

dog-human 

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

dog-human by hannah May 13, 2005

human centipede 

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

human centipede by Steel Max September 2, 2010

garbage human 

Specifically, this nigger right here: youtube/user/SargonofAkkad100

In general, a person who criticises crazy narratives using logic, facts and contextual video evidence.

"You're a garbage human, Sargon." - St. Anita of Sarkeesian, Vidcon 2017

garbage human by Izzy_M June 29, 2017

human flesh market 

an online store only a select few people can access. they sell all types of goods such as organs, flesh, bones, alive captives, and many more items. these items are quite pricey, but all is worth.

hey, i just bought some liver for dinner, it’s from the human flesh market.

human flesh market by drippystickycum October 15, 2019

human nugget

A super-nugget (of the backpack variety), dressed in the owners' clothes, that was so life-like that it resembled a sleeping human and scared the smelly stuff out of two hapless fools.

"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it's not him...IT'S A HUMAN NUGGET!"

human nugget by Lil' C July 15, 2003

human cow 

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

human cow by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008