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Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
Cellular Goat Stomp by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

Sacrifice a goat 

A term for masturbation as coined by Shannon Alexander on an internet forum...
After seeing his teacher in her tight white blouse little johnny had all the inspiration he needed to sacrifice a goat that evening...

To get someone’s goat 

To marry someone to get their goat
Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat

red goat 

another name for a red head

This name was made coz when i was in italy a crazy man called my bro a red goat.
coz my bro was chewing green chewy lol so he looked like he was chewing grass. hahaha
Crazy man" what are u looking at ya red goat"
red goat by pet pet April 25, 2008

Have sex with a goat

On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!

The Goat 

a term that been used on Clubvibes.com
Its a gang of members who worship The Goat. Ah wsntme i so fancy The Goat tonite.
Yes Zac lets get The Goat and ride it all nite
The Goat by The Goat July 14, 2003