German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪

Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet

by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips

Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today

by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

German Shepard BF

A really cool guy

Wow you’re definitely a German Shepard BF

by Barry McCokiner is cool January 1, 2024

Germxn

What some woke people think you should use instead of German because the latter word contains "man", despite that having nothing to do with gender. The same types of people usually think "German" is offensive because of the above reason, and that "Gerwoman" is a real word.

Similar efforts, though legitimate ones, are also used with languages with actual grammatical gender, ironically including German itself.

Person A: (makes some joke about Germans)
Woke person A: "Classic germxns"
Person A: "What does 'Germxns' mean?"
Woke person A: "It's a gender neutral version of 'German'."
Person A: "You're screwing with me right"
Woke person B: "No they're not"
Person B: "Ah, because Gerwoman is a word."
Woke person A: "Yes it is. Both of them are gendered language."
Woke person B: "Please just use Germxn, it's not hard."
Hilarity ensues.

by PLMMJ January 23, 2024

German quesadilla

When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.

Yo bro, I gave a girl the "German quesadilla" yesterday

by Dj4revbe January 31, 2024