by xGeTcRuNkx June 23, 2006
Get the FistaFinger mug.1. The only predominately Black university in the state of Tennessee that is worthy of the name.
2. The home of the world famous Fisk Jubilee Singers.
3. A school where as a freshman you can do work-study as a tenured professor at the pre-penitentiary called Tennessee State
4. The older sibling to every university in Nashville, Tennessee
5. The jewel of the Black Ivy-League
2. The home of the world famous Fisk Jubilee Singers.
3. A school where as a freshman you can do work-study as a tenured professor at the pre-penitentiary called Tennessee State
4. The older sibling to every university in Nashville, Tennessee
5. The jewel of the Black Ivy-League
1.
Tennessee State University student: Damn professor, you must have graduated from an amazing university to be such a brilliant lecturer.
Fisk University student: Well actually, I haven't graduated from college yet, I am a freshman at Fisk University, I volunteered to help teach the hopelessly illiterate, and they sent me here.
Tennessee State University student: That explains alot. (gets on floor and grovels.) I am not worthy.
Tennessee State University student: Damn professor, you must have graduated from an amazing university to be such a brilliant lecturer.
Fisk University student: Well actually, I haven't graduated from college yet, I am a freshman at Fisk University, I volunteered to help teach the hopelessly illiterate, and they sent me here.
Tennessee State University student: That explains alot. (gets on floor and grovels.) I am not worthy.
by Blackashell October 3, 2011
Get the Fisk University mug.Fishie is a person who's always very timid, and taciturn, will rarely talk to you, but once you get to know them, Oh boi, they're the best. That's the thing about introverts, you'll need years (or specifically 2 years, from 2018-2019) to make them to talk to you, and when they do, they're a treat to the eyes. Fishies make your heart happy, make you laugh so much, and fight with you a lot ahaha but they're the most trustworthy people ever, and you can tell them anything, you can pour your heart out, and they will listen to you wholeheartedly and always be there to give you a shoulder. and when you'll cry they will sit beside you and comfort you. They're very emotional, and cant tell the difference between the colour gray and pink, but they're so precious. Take good care of them, so they last for an eternity. And you'll always, always want to hold their hand too. And well, If you can hold your Fishie's hand you're lucky, don't let him go.
by Bolshevik April 11, 2020
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Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.
If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!
If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!
by bitchplease410 January 15, 2011
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Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
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Trannys
Felons
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Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
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Man Haters
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ETC, ETC.....
So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Gold Diggers
Scam Artists
Trannys
Felons
Wanna-be Country Folk
Sluts (with sky high standards)
Cougars
Moochers
Pretenders
Abs
Mirror Selfies
Drug Addicts
Perverts
Man Haters
Mind Players
ETC, ETC.....
So unless you want to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give into your couple friend's suggestions to join Plenty of Fish. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend: "So have you been seeing anybody recently?"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
You: "Um, no. Not really."
Guy's Girlfriend: "We're a little concerned for you, being alone all the time. You are such a great catch, you could join Plenty of Fishto find yourself a lucky lady :)"
You: "Seriously?!? "
Guy Friend : "Why not?"
You: "Thanks, but no thanks. Asides from all the catfish and predators, that website is full of amphibians and the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with polliwogs!!!"
by Keepin' It Reel November 19, 2015
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Get the fishlips mug.Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
by justINSECURE August 5, 2008
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