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Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
by create1ders October 17, 2011
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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family style dump

a ritual occurring when three or more people squat with their backs facing each other while taking dumps simultaneously.
After dinner, Bob, John, and Sarah went outback and had a good old family style dump.
by y0sh! December 2, 2011
mugGet the family style dumpmug.

mexican dump cake

When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
by EpicP May 17, 2018
mugGet the mexican dump cakemug.

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck
broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho
by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023
mugGet the artisian dump truckmug.

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.
Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.
by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023
mugGet the Tallahassee Dump Truckmug.

Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.
Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.
by 69sniffer November 8, 2020
mugGet the Hillbilly dump truckmug.

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