"Ashley" drunk

This type of person includes (but is not limited to) a person who becomes very intoxicated, passes out, vomits all over his or her significant other's bed and bedroom, and then wanders the house naked in front of their significant other's roommates.

"Did you hear what Joanne did this weekend? She was totally an "Ashley" drunk!"

by Guamaiian July 29, 2009

Parkinsons Drunk

A state of drunkenness that makes one imitate the sporadic and uncontrollable movements of someone with parkinson's disease. This imitation is caused by nearly falling over and catching yourself, or almost passing out while walking.

Did you see that sloppy albino rhino on the dance floor? That war pig was parkinsons drunk.

by Dierks Olgensen October 21, 2010

shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter

That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.

by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014

orgasm drunk

That moment after having an orgasm where you think you really like the person, and then you take a nap and wake up and realize you were just orgasm drunk from all the feel good body chemicals that having an orgasm produces and that you really don't like the other person at all, and you should never, ever make promises while orgasm drunk.

I thought I wanted to go on a date with this guy, but then I realized I was just orgasm drunk.

by A Little ADHD June 3, 2014

stonsed to the drunk bad high

Really fucked up, only to be used if:
1. you are really stoned and drunk
2. are in a humerous situation

"Stonsed to the drunk bad high"

by Otto November 2, 2003

Pre-Drunk

The term used to describe one's state before one is to be referred to as 'drunk'. The second fifth of the 'Inebriate' circle - Sober, Pre-Drunk, Drunk, Post-Drunk, and Hungover. Symptoms include slurring words, slight loss of memory and heightened social cohesion.

"Oh my god, I am soooo pre-drunk right now! Can't wait to get tooootally smashed!" said the hoe.

by Portly Manor April 26, 2010

unrequited drunk attraction

When you're attracted to someone whilst both or at least one of you are drunk, and you almost hook up but don't for one reason or another, unrequited drunk attraction is when you still feel that underlying attraction towards said person even after the alcohol has drained out of your liver. AKA, the next day, week, month, etc.

Patti: I'm not interested in him, I still just really want to hook up with him ever since that night when we were so wasted and he wanted to hook up with me but we got interrupted...
Andrea: That must be a case of unrequited drunk attraction.

by An0nym0us! September 22, 2009