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Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"
While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.
by Harry bartole May 26, 2022
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chop

To lower the suspension of a motor vehicle in order to make it look cooler; to produce a low-rider.
Poor Wally begged his dad to allow him to chop the family Oldsmobile without success.
by StarryGordon June 13, 2016
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Sour Chops

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.
James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"
by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018
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Chop

A chop basically means a drug deal and is most commonly used when talking about weed. To chop is to carry out a drug deal. Commonly used in Toronto and other cities in Ontario, Canada
I can chop you this new Sour Diesel if you come through.

Me and my nigga AJ were looking for a chop last night downtown cause the ends were dry.
by RockoFella July 4, 2019
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holly chopping

Guy 1--Why is this girl holly chopping in the rain?

Guy 2-- what an idiot
by That girl holly chopping April 22, 2017
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chopped

niyonna zy and maj are chopped
my friends think they look good but are chopped
by meir allen June 3, 2025
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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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