Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008

Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.

Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle

by TommKent February 29, 2024