Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."
Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"
Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"
Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"
Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"
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there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)
there is a mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos (shout out to that mod !!!)
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Get the Captain Dominick mug.When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
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I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.
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