Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

Box Brain

the term that is used by "box workers" which means that you work in a small working environment, usually a small family owned business where as you have multiple tasks to handle at one time all of the time and you often find yourself confused.

simliar to the term "baby brain" in which you make senseless mistakes because you are you are overworked and juggling multiple tasks at one time.

also know as shoving circles into triangles

My husband, my employees, my customers all expect me to get their project done "right now" and I've mixed each of these projects up from box brain.

by StacySuperBoxWorker June 29, 2011

Beat-Brain

The condition of someone where the person can recall long-term facts such as exact dates/times of events but cannot recall any basic information from the previous few days/weeks. Can include inability to do certain 'common-sense' everyday functions such as remembering to lock/close doors, reply to emails/texts, turn up to meetings at certain times etc.. Also may affect social etiquette patterns, for example the person may be selfish, unpunctual and can only see things from their own point of view with the inability to see it from others.

Graeme: Where's Callum?
Craig: I don't know - he knows he's meeting us here right?
Graeme: Yeah, he knows. He won the regional Mastermind last night don't you know?
Craig: Good for him, shame he forgets to turn up on f*cking time! ...Again! Classic case of Beat-Brain, I'm telling you!

by dakenfit August 14, 2011

Brains Foggots

These are sold in supermarkets in the United Kingdom. They are tinned meat-balls in gravy.

Mum did you remember to buy Brains Foggots today?

by Kincheap May 13, 2009

beauty with brains

Namia

Namia is beauty with brains

by Bao16 September 19, 2020

Skunk brains

A person who has smoked too much skunk (marijuana of high THC concentration), and so therefore results in the person being in vegetative or dosile state.

If you smoke too much of that... You will end up with skunk brains.

by Ed Blackstone August 22, 2008