vineyard waffle

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

by Bestmedicevah March 4, 2009

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.

Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend

by Maddux03 May 12, 2009

douche waffle

when you fuck a girls blue waffle soo hard that she bleeds,, then you simply put a tampon/dildo in her cunt and make her lick the blood of of it

i soo fucking douche waffled that girl like there was no tomoroow

by Funndguy August 14, 2010

twat waffle

a female body part that smells like ass a.k.a. vagina. Or someone who is just a faggot

"what a twat waffle you are"

by gregorous January 6, 2008

Waffle House or GTFO

1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.

1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO

2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO

by John Foxwhitener October 6, 2008

twat waffle

noun- a person who performs oral sex on their partner and expects nothing in return.

Boomer: "I ate maggie out last night" Chris: "Did she suck your dick?" Boomer: "Nope" Chris: "Fucking twat waffle"

by Regnarg Sirch May 11, 2009

Waffle

To hit with a car and leave the waffled imprint of your tire on the animal

Oops, I really waffled that squirrel back there.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003