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Trump 20/20 

similar to hindsight it is the regret one feels for knowing they voted for trump in 2016 and the determination to avoid such mistakes in the future.
"I noticed that Jimmy stopped wearing his maga hat"
"Oh yeah, he's got some trump 20/20 happening."
Trump 20/20 by The God of Tacos October 23, 2019

Trump Infatuation Syndrome 

Trump Infatuation Syndrome (TIS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their infatuation of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reasoning.

Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.

Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.

If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.
Person 1: Did you hear about that meeting in Trump tower between Trump Jr and a Kremlin connected lawyer.

Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.

Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?

Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.

Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.

trump grab 

when a boy/girl fully grabs the opposite or same sex's genitals.
Mark thought Tiffany wasn't sexual at all until she did a trump grab on his dick.
trump grab by Kaweki November 11, 2017

trump talker 

One who continually makes untrue and totally none factual statements about their own self serving version of reality for personal gain.
Telling the world about how totally awesome and smart he was,Bob unknowingly to everyone but himself, turned into a real "Trump Talker".
trump talker by MrFFreddyreddy H. November 28, 2017

Trump Triple 

When you run straight to third base.
I moved on her like a bitch and gave her the Trump Triple.
Trump Triple by Fisherman Blues February 7, 2018

Trump lawyer 

Low quality legal representation.
Never bring a Trump lawyer to an attorney argument.