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ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
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Rusty Panda

When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
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Manda Panda

something that dumbass say to people mainly asians tho
Fat kid: "Hey Ajax, MANDA PANDA AHHHH"
Ajax: "Fuck u bro, wanna play fortnite tho?"
by Thiccmanj3 January 14, 2019
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Bee Panda

by Rahc July 1, 2019
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Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.
Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.
by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019
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flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat
by bdjdbdvdjdk October 16, 2019
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Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw
When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019
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